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I went to exxxotica today with the sexyphototrip crew. It was in Edison, NJ. I can not stress enough how much NJ sucks except for Ruby and Kyle Grooms. It is stinky and filled with douche bags. If you disagree with me, that means you are one of the douche bags.

A lot of people were trying to touch my butt or take pictures of my butt or take video of my butt because I was wearing a schoolgirl outfit from the JO Bro’s tv show and my butt was hanging out.

Buh.

I got to meet Joanna Angel and some of the buring angels like Bella Vendetta. I love Bella Vendetta, she is sweeter than cheese balls.

I also saw Jesse Jane. She is so cute. She was actually the only porn star there who lived up to what they look like on the internetz.

I met a midget dressed like Elvis and I put my fingers in a robotic vagina that is connected to a computer. When you play porn clips on the computer, it makes the robot vag mimic what is happening on screen. It was wild. But too expensive for me. But I kinda want one.

I also met Mister Marcus he was big and black and had a job.

Then we went to Jose Tejas and I had a shrimp quesadilla.

All in all it was pretty shitty. Exxxotica kinda looked like costco with pink carpets and most of the girls there were pretty fugly. I am way more excited for the AVN’s in January in Vegas. I am in talks to have my own booth. I just need to figure out how to get the $4,000 first to get my own booth. money blows.

Anyway. here are some photos from Exxxotica. I hope you like them.

~Bailey